Posted by Lambchop
A Coed at the University of Georgia wrote an article for the independent student newspaper ( redandblack.com) called
“How to find that perfect husband in college”. http://www.redandblack.com/opinion/how-to-find-that-perfect-husband-in-college/article_8b6d38e2-c575-11e1-8ce5-0019bb30f31a.html
Her tips are world-class, citing that you only have four years to find a husband” and “secure your future”.
Step 1: Go to UGA she alleges there is the “finest selection of men the South has to offer”.
Step 2: Look “flawless…without trying” and hang around the law school, AG Hill or Terry where the most “ambitious” guys can be found.
Step 3: Instagram everything and “make sure you take pictures with your pretty friends, but not ones that are prettier than you.”
Step 4: “On your first date, STAY CLASSY. A man won’t get down on one knee for a woman who is overly willing to get down on both of hers. You want him to see joint bank accounts in your future, not a joint cab ride home to his place. You don’t want to be marked down as another conquest the next morning, do you? Dress stylish but not skanky, and be coy but not overwhelming. Let your gent do most of the talking; this way you’ll get a better feel for if he could indeed be the one, and he’ll drive himself crazy wondering what you’re thinking. At the end of the night (after he’s paid the bill and opened all of your doors) leave him with a simple but enticing kiss. By this point, he doesn’t stand a chance.”
Step 5: Make it “official” and hold out for girlfriend status. “Bake for his frat brothers, encourage him to do well on his tests, and impress his momma like it’s the last round of recruitment.”
Step 6: you have flawlessly executed steps one through five, that Tiffany’s ring will undoubtedly be sitting pretty on your finger by the time graduation rolls around.
“Pretty soon, you’ll be sipping sweet tea by the pool at the country club while some babysitter watches after Junior and Georgia Ann.”