Posted by Lambchop
Oh goody. Now it’s Michelle the Mean Teacher.
We really never know just which Michelle we are going to get. Is it Madcap Michelle guest on a Sitcom? Or Mod Michelle dressed like a punk rock psychotropic 1950s black Barbara Billingsley? Or is it Mad Michelle scowling for the camera as she suffers through "official" duties? Perhaps its Macho Michelle winning a pushups contest with Ellen Degeneres. Machiavellian Michelle transforming the nation into a bizarre cacophony of socialism, black liberation theology, and monarchy. Materialistic Michelle dressed in the latest Latino designer fashions more appropriate for a svelte Latina starlet who is 15 years younger, desperately seeking celeb status, and taking taxpayer-funded $4 million dollar vacays? Could it be Meddling Michelle policing her husband’s choice of playmates (no Oprah allowed) and food?
Today’s Militant Michelle is back to instructing folks what they can and cannot eat. So the campaign has rolled out something we’ve all been waiting for with breathless anticipation, “Supermarket Shopping 101.” Found on the letsmove.gov website, courtesy of a report from cnsnews.com.
There are helpful tips about grocery shopping - starting with fresh foods and avoiding the junk food aisles until the end of your shopping. Apparently making a list divided into categories will help you “avoid walking in circles”. (This strategy supposedly removes the temptation of impulse buying).
The website even tells you which day to shop (Wednesday)
and to eat before you go to the store.
“Of course, I was the primary shopper before coming to the White House. I had a more flexible work schedule, so sometimes I would go to our Dominick's…which was not right in our neighborhood, but it was nearby.” – Michelle Obama
Can’t you just picture Michelle in her Chicago days, 60 pounds heavier, dressed in big curlers and house shoes buying cartons of Pall Malls, French Fries, and Ribs yelling at Barack to “come home” on the cell phone as she avoids the “junk food” aisle? Priceless.