Posted By LambChop
Clutching your Skittles, running for dear life...trying to get away from the evil racist white hispanic George Zimmerman, a monstrous zombie creepy cracker ass who is supposedly stalking and threatening you...you have but one phone call to make to save you in the struggle for your life.
Do you call your father? No. Do you call onsite security? No. Do you call the police? Nope.
You call her? :