Posted By LambChop
The only species I know of that will sit in front of a box motionless for hours and call it “relaxation” and entertainment” is Homo sapiens. Television has been our spouse replacement, comforter, entertainment and best friend since the 1950s.That’s all about to change.
DogTV is now available for your pups’ entertainment. DogTV’s programming is twenty four hours of 3- to 6-minute video clips in three categories: relaxation, stimulation and “exposure,” (which centers on segments designed to habituate dogs to domestic stimuli like riding in a car with a toddler).
“The dog-approved programming content was created to entertain, relax and stimulate stay-at-home dogs, so owners don’t come home to ripped-up couches, shredded magazines or a favorite pair of heels chewed to bits,” the company says.
Never mind that dogs don't watch TV, execs are so desperate for content - any gimmick will do.