Posted By LambChop
The first story from The Daily Caller involves a woman making sandwiches. Yes the woman making the offensive hoagies apparently is doing it for love.
The woman posted on her website: “My boyfriend E is obsessed with two things: Star Wars and sandwiches. During a Sunday lunchtime viewing of “Return of the Jedi” he told me: “you are 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!” … And so, I got cooking …”
She describes herself as follows: “I’m a Midwest girl living in New York, a writer and foodie who loves a good meal. I love chocolate, pork buns, and sushi more than I love a sale at Saks. I’m a woman who loves her man, but also never backs down from a challenge. If he wants three hundred sandwiches, then I’ll deliver.” She went on to say, “I met a guy. I made a sandwich. I started a blog. And I enraged feminists everywhere”
Feminists have gone apeshit. Apparently it is NOT OK to make a sandwich for man who should get off his ass and make his own damn sandwich. Plus she should gain 60 pounds, stop shaving and find herself a nice big lesbian like Houston Mayor Annise Parker to settle down with.
The second story (brought to us by the UK Daily Mail) involved gal (Woodward Pu) who met a man at a party, emailed him and they later went on a dinner date together.
The duo went on a second date and Woodward Pu decided to invite the man to her upcoming birthday party. He declined. She wrote: “He wouldn’t be in town, so he scheduled a weekend in Virginia wine country the following weekend. It seemed a bit much, but I agreed to a singular day trip.”
Apparently he then thought better of continuing the relationship and instead of stringing her along or avoiding her altogether, did the upstanding, manly thing and sent Woodward Pu a message. In his text, the man said that he was not “looking for a relationship” and that he had “no doubt you’ll move on quickly as you are a funny, smart, cool girl!”
Woodward Pu went nuts. She wrote: “I was stunned into paralysis. I had no words – this never happens – and I just felt short of breath. There were many things that pissed me off, but I was so flustered I couldn’t even articulate them. Again, this is a serious problem for a writer and effusive communicator…Then I realized: I am on the eve of my 26th birthday. Why am I stewing instead of just expressing what I really feel? There is practically nothing to lose from just telling the truth.”
Her solution to appeasing her dark feelings? Woodward sent screen shots of sexting messages they had exchanged to his superiors-at his place of employment. She justified her actions because he had allegedly sent the messages from his “taxpayer-funded” work Blackberry.
In her blog she claimed her actions were a feminist act of protest for “you, and your girlfriends, moms, grandmothers, daughters, etc’ because women should ‘never remain silent in the bombastic, outrageously chauvinistic face of an insecure man.”
COMMANDMENTS OF FEMINISM
- Thou shalt not make sandwiches for a man. Any man. Ever.
- Thou shalt become mortally offended if any man (except a gay one) or any Republican woman utters the word “slut.”
- Thou shalt not wear frilly lingerie.
- Thou shalt not wear anything other than sensible shoes.
- Thou shalt not aspire to be any more attractive than Hillary Clinton.
- Thou must uphold belief that Republicans have declared a "war on women" and never, ever vote for one.
- Thou shalt support Wendy Davis’ bloody obsession to rip apart 20-28 week old babies in utero and charge the cost of this to the Texas taxpayer.
- Thou shalt believe THE most noble of all relationship is the lesbian woman-to-woman one.
- Thou shalt suspect all men of an agenda to destroy opportunity for women.
- Thou shalt continue to spread the rumor that women make .70 cents of every dollar a man makes despite the fact that it has been disproven over and over again once number of hours worked is figured into the equation.
- Thou shalt support topless protests as long as the women protesting are ugly and violent, not Playboy- worthy specimens.
- Thou shalt destroy men’s hobbies such as feminizing football to the point of outlawing players’ bumps on their heads.
- Thou shalt destroy other symbols of men like firearms - banning all of them in the name of safety of the children.
- Thou shalt destroy other symbols of men such as trucks – banning them in the name of saving the environment.
- Thou shalt support mens' mantyhose, men wearing skirts & men wearing make-up.
- Thou shalt teach your daughters that if a man decides against asking you out for a second date it is appropriate to become a victim, a stalker and allowing her the “right” to destroy his career for no apparent reason.
- Thou shalt attack all women who disagree with the feminist position as “shrill,” “crazy,” and “extreme” and make fun of her appearance.