Posted by LambChop
Spokane Regional Health District in eastern Washington just rolled out a fantastic program designed to curb outbreaks of sexually transmitted infections.
They are providing the service of anonymously notifying your of former sexual partners – if you come up with the clap.
Public health officials are apparently mystified by the rise of treatment-resistant gonorrhea and have resorted to violating individual privacy instead of admitting that liberal ideals of promiscuity and the ridicule of religious morality and the death of the nuclear family have caused society (and health) to break down at a rapid pace.
A highly paid government expert will be happy to contact all of your former ex playmates.
For instance, Anna Halloran in Washington State is a “private dick” of sorts - tracking down and locating those who might have contracted a sexually transmitted disease.
Halloran explained: "I feel a big sense of accomplishment when I've found somebody after I've been looking for them for weeks. I try phone, I try the mail. You know, it's a really sensitive subject. And it's really hard news for people to get. So I'll ask, 'Is this Jessica? And then I would ask your birthday, and if that matches what I have, I would say, 'I'm calling from the Spokane Regional Health District. And I'm calling to let you know that you may have been exposed to gonorrhea.' And then, I would pause for a little bit. Then I would ask what the person I'm talking to knows about gonorrhea. Some people cry, some people get really angry, some people don't want to talk to me at all. A lot of people are really anxious to know who it was [who gave them the infection]. Of course, I can't say anything whatsoever that would identify that."