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$6 Million Dollar Man is a Terrorist

Posted By LambChop

Fort Hood shooter Nadal Hasan is still alive, courtesy of the United States taxpayer. Although convicted in August of 2013 of killing 13 and injuring another 30 people  in a terrorist attack on Fort Hood, Hasan is taking advantage of his time on death row. By October of 2013, Hasan had already cost $5 million for his trial, living expenses, security and transportation costs. By the end of 2014 - costs could approach $6 million to keep this scum alive. 

Meanwhile Hasan has been using his free time wisely. Lately Hasan has been asking for things – filing 21 requests. Hasan wanted a clock to track his daily prayer times.

He also asked for a Bible. “Please send a knowledgeable person to answer my difficult questions, as well as a paperback copy for my personal use.”

Hasan then asked: “Please tell me the name of the company that produces the white cheese on my sandwiches; also the type of cheese i.e. mozzarella”

Of course, Hasan never bothered to put up any sort of defense, and still claims that he will be martyred for his actions. 

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'I'm not sayin she's fat...but if I were to pick out the 5 fattest people in the world she'd be 3 of them'

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So chubby gals are now on the list of those victims discriminated against. Of course, the left always has a solution that typically involves social engineering. Enter…mind control for children. After all, it takes a village.

The latest craze in “plus-size" acceptance? Plus-size Barbies?

A Plus-Size-Modeling.com posted an illustration of a plus-size Barbie-like doll on their Facebook page. The image actually won an illustration contest on Worth1000.com called "Feeding Time 9."

Comments on Facebook have been brutal.

"No one is naturally fat for gods sake, that's sending the message to girls that it's ok to look like this and be unhealthy..."

“This doll just look ridiculous..kinda look like Honey Boo Boo mama tho lol”

“I think a thicker doll is great but an obese one is not. Positive body image is great but glamorizing obesity is not.”

“im overweight and i dont want to play with a fat barbie. she'll never find a good ken and end up a lesbian, dating black barbie.”

“That doll is not plus size, it's obese!!!!!”

“Go on and make poor dental hygiene barbie too. And bad tattoo barbie. Because it's OKAY to make negative life decisions.”

“Obesity isn't an in curable birth defect it's a cancer killing America. Tolerance will just make it worse”

Strangely, the portly plastic doll in her original form if lifesized would be equally disturbing. But no one seems to protest that. If Barbie were an actual woman, she would be 5'9" tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe, would stand about 5’9” tall and weigh in at less than 110 pounds – a BMI of around 16. 

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Insane Castro Twin Calls Benghazi Attack a Fairy Tale on MTP (VIDEO)

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In response to the latest NYT fictional report about Benghazi, monozygotic communist twin Rep. Castro from Texas claimed Benghazi attack was a "fairy tale" appearing on Meet the Press Sunday. Seriously, this guy is missing a tamale from his El Deluxe Comida. 

 

Something Smells Fishy

Posted By LambChop

Overreaction of the decade:

Roshni Barot, a self-described lifelong vegetarian, was traumatized  after she ate most of a chicken sandwich served to her by mistake at a restaurant.

Barot sucked down the offending sandwich after covering it with peri peri sauce (whatever the hell that is) and claimed  “I wasn’t paying attention as I was talking with my friend. I never would have thought that I would need to double-check my food. I trusted them and they have let me down. I was in shock and started crying in the restaurant. I cried all night and couldn’t sleep.”

Barot is Hindu  and said she was so distraught after eating the chicken she tried but failed to induce vomiting when she got home and reportedly had to leave work early the next day.

“They can never say or do anything to make this up to me. Nothing can compensate me for those 28 years. I can feel it sitting there in my stomach. I feel like it’s not my body anymore. They took away my choice about what to put in my body and now I can’t ever say that I have never eaten meat. I have devoted myself to this for 28 years and someone has taken this away from me.”

Interesting how it is now the restaurant’s responsibility for serving her the offending chicken not the fault of the dumb bitch who ate it. Something smells fishy here. 

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GLAAD Has Its Panties in a Wad...Again

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GLAAD is perturbed. Not just about A&E’s deep betrayal by hiring old Phil Robertson back after his politically incorrect faux pas of citing 1 Corinthians' views of sexual immorality, but about Dell. Apparently Dell sells an internet filtering product to block “sites that provide information, promote, or cater to gay and lesbian lifestyles.” (The filtering product also happens to block “religion” as well).

The headline of the GLAAD’s press release: ‘Dell's headquarter's in Texas: Behind the facade, they are selling an anti-gay product.’

GLAAD complains that major tech companies are blocking access (filtering) to “anti-LGBT” websites – even sites without “sexual content.” They are upset because workplaces, colleges, schools and “other public places” will not allow access to gay and lesbian sites. Of course GLAAD’s leading question to the evil Dell : “If you wouldn’t filter content targeting ethnic minorities, women, etc, why would you consider a ‘gay and lesbian’ filter acceptable?” That is certainly a compelling argument except that homosexuality describes sexual acts based on preference  for same sex partners and does NOT describe  an involuntary characteristic such as race.

Richard Lane a gay rights spokesman said: “Top performing organizations know people perform better when they can be themselves.”

Another gay website owner commented, “Public access to quality LGBTI information has helped vulnerable people and saved lives. These blocks impact on kids in schools, on workplaces trying to push diversity, on gay activists on the ground.”

So the gay argument is

1)    We don’t block black websites and gay is not a sexual act or lifestyle, but a race.

2)    Gay websites save lives.

3)    Children are in desperate need to have access to gay websites in public places.

4)    The fact that gayness strictly describes a sexual act between two persons of the same sex and websites catering to gays might have sexual content issues does not matter. 

Whatever. 

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President Vacay

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 Any questions? Abuse. Of. Office. Period. 

Excellent Holiday Tweet

Posted By LambChop

@betbell3 @Justin_Awe No chance. Can't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

— German Shepherd (@GermanShepher10) December 25, 2013

 

Syrian Muslims Selling Christian Blood (VIDEO)

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From Walid Shoebat By Theodore Shoebat:

A nun in Germany uncovered horrible abuses of Christians at the hands of Muslims in Syria. Muslims are “butchering Christians, draining their blood in bottles, and selling each bottle for $100,000 to Muslims in Saudi Arabia who take it to wash their hands in Christian blood, with the belief that it atones for their sins.”

The religion of peace knows no bounds in its horrific barbarism. To pretend otherwise is patently absurd. We are involved in a Holy War whether we like it or not.  

See her presentation here: 

 

http://shoebat.com/2013/12/26/muslims-kills-christians-bottle-blood-sell-100000-piece-saudis/

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Figures. Obama Tried to Sign Up for Obamacare But “System Couldn’t Verify His Identity” (Video)

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LMAO. Kenya? Indonesia? Hawaii? Birth certificate? Borrowed Connecticut Social Security number? Transcripts? Click here to read the story.....

Figures. Obama Tried to Sign Up for Obamacare But “System Couldn’t Verify His Identity” (Video).

 

Liberal Asshats Weigh in Bible's Alleged Texts Filled With 'Homoeroticism'

Posted By LambChop

It's almost Christmas - the time we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Our airwaves are filled with misinformation about the Bible and what it actually says.

The reason for the season is lost -  1 in 10 British people (18-24) believe "Father Christmas" was a Biblical figure mentioned in Gospel accounts of Jesus Christ's birth. The poll also found that these folks were very ignorant of the Bible's actual Christ birth story and confused basic portions of the Gospel.

Georgetown’s affirmative action prof, Michael Eric Dyson  informed a television audience on MSNBC that anti-gay Christians are mistaken  about homosexuality because of the “homoerotic” themes in the Bible.  He dropped the bomb the “Jesus was a Jew” after pointing out the irony that many Christians are supposedly anti-Semitic. Dyson also noted that the “untrained observer” could be forgiven for seeing “homoerotic” themes in the Bible.

His proof? A quote that said,  “I love him more than I love her.” “Hmm,” Dyson pondered. “Do you really? That sounds interestingly homoerotic to people who are outside your religious traditions. I ’m not suggesting it is, but I’m suggesting that there are some very interesting narrative tensions within the Bible itself and within Christianity beyond that,” Dyson concluded.

Meanwhile Piers Morgan (the noted Biblical scholar) got his ass kicked by a REAL Biblical scholar after trying to claim that homosexuality is not biggie according to the Bible. 

 

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