And in Other News: Nth Korea's Uncle Jang Fed to the Dogs

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And in Other News: Nth Korea's Uncle Jang Fed to the Dogs

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From: NBC News/By Eric Baculinao & Alexander Smith

Gone, but not fur-gotten, sounds like North Korea’s Fearless Leader’s Uncle had a ruff day. He was reportedly “stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs.”

And this passes for execution for treason in North Korea.

While far-fetched, the story was broken by Hong Kong-based pro-Beijing newspaper (Wen Wei Po). The paper reported that Uncle Jang and his five closest aides were forced into a cage with 120 hunting hounds which had been starved for 5 days and the entire execution took about an hour. Fearless Leader and his Big Bro Kim Jong Chol supervised the action. Wonder where Dennis Rodman was?

Jang was accused of "attempting to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power of our party and state."