Posted By LambChop
Turn on, tune in, drop out. That is what the state of Colorado will be known for as thousands celebrate Colorado becoming the first state in America to legally sell marijuana for recreational use.
As others were merely ringing in the new year, a few hundred in Denver celebrated with pot- fueled "End of Prohibition" parties. Colorado currently has 160 dispensaries licensed to sell recreational pot.
Supporters of the reefer madness laughably claim Colorado will become the Napa Valley of pot. Of course, one has to travel far and wide in Napa to find grown pasty white men with braided beards, bud tattoos with Coolio faces and manboobs, sucking down Mary Jane’s “calming soda” while scarfing bags of Cheetos.
Colorado Highlife Tours will offer “fun, affordable and discreet' cannabis-centered day trips and is set to expand into limosine and bus tours. You'll be able to buy a little pot here and there, see a commercial grow, visit iconic Colorado landmarks and take lots of pictures,” company owner Timothy Vee told NBC. “It will be like a Napa Valley wine tour.”