Dear Nancy

Posted by Lambchop

Just got this letter from my buddy, Nancy Pelosi, giving me the great news that the House (with 5 Democrats that she neglects to mention) voted down Obamacare! While I plan the parade for all of the House members who voted to strike down this heinous legislation, I thought I would pen a letter back to my friend, Nancy. 

Lambchop---

Moments ago, House Republicans voted to repeal President Obama’s health care law.

It’s the 31st time -- yes, the 31st time -- that they’ve tried to strike down reform.

If you’ve had enough of Speaker Boehner, Eric Cantor, and Tea Party Republicans’ relentless campaign to tear down President Obama and progress for the American people, then send them a message today.

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Thank you,

Nancy

 

Dear Nancy,

Thanks so much for the heads up about the landmark vote today. The fact that they have attempted to overturn this monumental power grab 31 times tells me one thing - the House that we elected in 2010 is finally doing what WE THE PEOPLE have instructed them to do. 

You may recall in 2010, we took away your scepter and crown and busted you down to "Minority Leader". Nancy you were demoted for two reasons 1) You are an idiot 2) You are a liar.

Let me explain. Perhaps in your reality spending more than you take in as a form of economic stimulus works somehow. But, you forget that government does not earn money. People earn money. And the government takes it. It is a zero sum gain. Well, not exactly zero since only 50% of the people actually pay any taxes.

You inane inability to understand math is catapulting the United States to the inevitable loss of our super power status - and replacing it with China. Fantastic. The new superpower will be a Communist regime with most of its subjects rural illiterate peasants. China - where women are forcibly sterilized, college students are publically run over by tanks,  and those holding Christian bible studies in their homes are picked up in the middle of the night. 

So thanks, Nancy, for your service and your years of nonsensical statements. I think I will decline sending President Obama $3. 

Very truly yours, 

Lambchop

Comments

[Lambchop]

Obstructionists.

[German Shepherd]

I find comfort in the fact that the vote to repeal had more "ayes" than the vote to pass the so-called Affordable Care Act.

And not a single Republican voted against repeal.

Take that Nancy!