Posted By LambChop
“These days, of course, I would support Charlie Sheen over Obama. Obama has done for the economy what pantyhose did for foreplay. Obama has been perpetually behind the curve.”~Kinky Friedman
America’s most beloved Jewish Cowboy, Kinky Friedman is back in the news again. No... it’s not to promote his cigar company, his Man in Black Tequila brand, an article he has written for The Daily Beast or Texas Monthly, to promote his authentic Texas Salsa, his coffee, a new mystery novel, or to fundraise for his Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch…it is to promote his upcoming invasion of Europe.
Friedman’s Bi-Polar World Tour kicked off in 2012 and is set to travel to Europe in early April. Kinky’s famous band, The Texas Jewboys, will play favorites like “They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore”. Fans graciously ignore the fact the Friedman has not written a new song in 25 years.
Over the weekend, Friedman made headlines claiming that he has not ruled out a run for Texas Governor in 2014. Friedman ran for governor in 2006, finishing fourth as an independent, and for agriculture commissioner in 2010, losing in the Democratic primary. “Everything is on the table,” said Friedman. Friedman also indicated that he had made out his will, claiming, “I’m gonna be cremated and I want my ashes spread on Rick Perry’s hair.”
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