Posted By LambChop
From The Mirror:
Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert - because of breasts. Women suicide bombers are reportedly carrying explosives concealed in their breast implants.
This new breast alert was fueled by “credible” intelligence that al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London and officials are on high alert. Al-Qaeda’s creative bomb-maker Ibrahim al-Asiri has developed the method to get around scanners - concealing explosives in an implant or bodily cavity.
One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this. We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts. This is particularly difficult for us to pick up but we are on a very high state of alert. It’s led to long queues here at Heathrow – much longer than usual at this time of the year. But because it’s the summer holiday season, no one has complained.”
An unnamed bomb specialist told The Mirror breast implant bombs could be set off by injecting another liquid. The expert added: “Both are very difficult to pick up with current technology and they are petrified al-Qaeda are astep ahead here. It’s pretty top secret and potentially very grisly and ghastly.”
It has been suggested that a trigger on an implant bomb would most likely be electrical and a passenger outfitted with such a device would do most damage sitting next to a window – thus potentially blowing a hold in the side of the aircraft.
Comments