Posted By LambChop
Citing the struggling economy, the New York Post claims that cheaters in Manhattan have moved their trysts home – to avoid paying hotel rates. The problem? Their wife. What to do with tell-tale signs of your love connection? Hire a maid to clean up the mess for as little as $50 bucks. Try getting a room at the Waldorf for you and your high -priced ho for less than $450!
Cleaning companies reported they’ve seen an increase this summer in requests for last-minute jobs focused on the bedroom. “We don’t ask — we know that we need to check everything: that there is no hair on the floor, in the shower, no hair in the bathtub, no lipstick, nothing there to show that something happened before,” said David Brugiatelli of the cleaning service Little Elves New York.
One paranoid philanderer wrote in an instant message to the Handybook maid service, “I need to have a cleaning tomorrow, but the timing is critical.
“Girlfriend coming to stay for a week stay needs to be cleaned well and any other female evidence needs to be removed (no hairs, make-up smudges, etc.).I can count on someone coming without question though right?”’
Maids are instructed to hide evidence of “other women” and avoid inquisitive doormen.
The hook -up culture knows no bounds – one maid serve offers a mobile ap to book a pre-tryst cleaning while they’re on a date — thinking they’re going to get lucky.
“We get a lot of, ‘Hey I’m on a date, I’m going to be home in a couple of hours, can you make sure the place is clean?’ ” he said.
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