Posted By LambChop
From Algemeiner.com: “The process was accelerated when Damascus realized that the U.S. strike would not be a surprise and in fact would be delayed by a Congressional vote.”
Obama was hoping that Syrian President Bashar al-Assad didn’t have access to news. Oh well. In a shocking move (shocking to the Obama administration) Assad has started to move his advanced weapons underground, instead of playing fair and leaving where intelligence already has them pinpointed so the U.S., France and Sweden can drop bombs on them.
Algemeiner.com reported that since Assad cleverly turned on CNN and discovered the secret U.S. military strategy to drop bombs on his arsenal Assad ‘s forces are moving the arsenal that could included chemical WMDs into bunkers underground. Luckily the underground bunkers were built by Iran and North Korea so they are extra secure like the ones Iran built to protect their nuke facilities. Assad accelerated his process after discovering that Obama and Biden had other stuff to do before bombing Syria like playing golf and allowing congress stay on vacation.
In a really cheeky move, it has also been reported that Assad has moved some of the arms to populated areas and moved prisoners to the bunker installations because the United States is less likely to bomb populated locations.
READ MORE: http://www.algemeiner.com/2013/09/04/report-assad-moves-weapons-underground-as-u-s-strike-looms/
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